After seeing what happened in Atlanta with the frozen zombie water falling from the heavens, we were already in a DEFCON 4 panic when it started snowing here in Colorado - now this: FROZEN SHARKS!!!
Please avoid local reservoirs and creeks.
If you survive the snow, and somehow make it home, we would be sad should you be devoured by a shark.
Keep at least 3 days worth of food, a bucket for a potty, and a speargun in your car until March 1.
